One small step...

These days, there's more content available than anyone knows what to do with. People gripe about something or other not being available to stream, apparently having forgotten the dark days of the pre-high speed internet era, when if you missed a show on TV it was gone forever (or, at least, until it was rerun at one in the morning twenty years later), and where film fans were stuck in the position of either paying a small fortune for a shoddy DVD or VHS cassette or even (gasp!) resorting to piracy instead. 

The modern streaming landscape being what it is, we've finally reached a point in Australia where I can discuss the sorts of films I actually enjoy without resorting to crime or bankrupting myself. I mean, Ms .45 is now free to stream on Plex! There's Shudder, too. So I thought, why not start a blog dedicated to discussing films (mostly genre films, as that's mostly what I watch) that are available to stream legally in Australia. Hence the title of this blog, which is a frankly hilarious pun you should all applaud on the title of a dodgy old sci-fi horror film not, ironically enough, currently available to stream in Australia. 

It's early days yet, so I may tweak this blog's design a bit, but frankly keeping it minimal appeals to me. I do one day intend to set up a proper and actual website, but I suppose the transient nature of streaming availability makes the blog format somewhat fitting. In any case, I hope you, the Implied Reader, enjoy slogging through the coming madness, and that my opinions can stop you from throwing away $4.99 on a Prime rental of The Golden Child. 

Anyway, here I go.

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